A good friend is like a computer. He enters into our life, Saves itself in our heart, Formats all our troubles, And never deletes itself from our life!
A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?
A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother. Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!
A Friend like you is one in a Billion, So always take care of yourself because I ain’t in a mood to search another Billion to find a lovely Friend like you!