A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper. The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed. She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?
A best friend knows when you are sad, A best friend knows when you are mad, A best friend knows when you are crying, A best friend knows when you are lying!
A best friend isn’t someone who’s just always there for you. It’s someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.
A best friend is someone you grow up with, A true friend is someone who helps you grow up. Thanks for being always being by my side during my formative years!
A bell isn’t a bell, till you ring it, A song is no song till you sing it, And love in your heart isn’t there to stay, Love isn’t love, till you give it away!
A beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
A bed of clouds for you to sleep, Diamond stars as your bed side lamp, Angels from heaven singing lullabies for you, For you to sleep peacefully. Good night!
A beautiful saying: The past is to prove that no one is perfect and the future is to prove that everyone can change.
A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!