MARRIAGE is just a fancy word
MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
Wives are never wrong… It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they’re wrong !
May your heart be happy and your days be bright. May your roads be smooth and your burdens light. May you find dreams and touch a star and never forget how special you are.
Do you take me to be your lawfully loveable friend, to have and to hold, for rich quotes or corny jokes, for text messaging and during poor signals, till low battery do us part?
Challenges are like trees seen through a running train. As you approach them they grow bigger, once you pass them they become smaller! So never be afraid of them.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
One of the hardest decisions you’ll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder!
How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
To be happy, don’t do what ever you like, but like whatever you do. Happiness comes not from having much to live on, but having much to live for.