I love the way you touch me

Hey, I just got your blood test report. you have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Some people say happiness is life. Others say it’s freedom and some say it’s money, but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know You!

You can fall from a mountain, You can fall from a tree, But the best way to fall is to fall in love with me!

It must have been a rainy day when you were born. It wasn’t actually rain, it was the sky crying because it lost it’s most beautiful angel.

I think you are very careless! you come and leave things behind! See now what you have left? you just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Boy: There’s something wrong with my phone. Girl: What’s wrong with it? Boy: It doesn’t have your phone number.