I love everyone. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I’d love to punch in the face! Insult
If a man says You are ugly, he’s being mean, If a woman says You are ugly, she’s envious, If a little kid says You are ugly, You are ugly! Insult
People say everything happens for a reason. So When I punch your face, remember I have a reason. Insult
Most people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense! Insult
Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0! Insult
You are so cute, just a second, don’t misunderstand. Cute means: C-Creating. U-Useless. T-Troubles. E-Everywhere. Insult
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from! Insult
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired. Insult
Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers? This only means that one day, You are going to be pretty famous! Insult
Just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I’m fake. It means I’m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you. Insult
