Insult

I love everyone. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I’d love to punch in the face!

If a man says You are ugly, he’s being mean, If a woman says You are ugly, she’s envious, If a little kid says You are ugly, You are ugly!

People say everything happens for a reason. So When I punch your face, remember I have a reason.

Most people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense!

Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0!

You are so cute, just a second, don’t misunderstand. Cute means: C-Creating. U-Useless. T-Troubles. E-Everywhere.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired.

Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers? This only means that one day, You are going to be pretty famous!

Just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I’m fake. It means I’m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.