At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other. Funny
Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers! Funny
You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…! Funny
What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia! Funny
Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones! Funny
How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van. Funny
Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions. Funny
The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food. Funny
No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around. Funny
Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best. Funny
