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At 18 a lady is like a football

At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

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It is easier to harass rich women

Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!

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You love someone

You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!

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I am an ‘Alcoholic’

What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!

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Only once in your life

Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!

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I used to drive a funeral van

How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.

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Terms and Conditions

Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions.

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The Chinese obsession for making

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

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No man can ever be satisfied with

No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.

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Your smile can be compared

Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, you are the best.

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