A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise and nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
Q: What’s the difference between a Kiss, a car and a monkey? A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and the monkey is you dear!
Butterflies don’t know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is. Like wise you don’t know how good you are, but I know How special you are.
I have entered your name in my life’s JOURNAL, Posted you in the LEDGER of my heart, And classified you as a FIXED ASSET. Because the MARKET VALUE of your friendship shall never DEPRECIATE in my heart!
We need three things in life. Love – to make us weak. Alcohol – to make us strong. Friends – to pick us up when both these things make us hit the floor.
A Friend like you is one in a Billion, So always take care of yourself because I ain’t in a mood to search another Billion to find a lovely Friend like you!
Friendship is a little more trust, A little less try, A little more laugh, And a little less cry, A little more We and a little less I. Thanks for being my friend.