The wrong kind of people dislike

A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise and nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.

Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like You!

When life becomes lonely, just call your friend and shout: How dare I feel like this when you are on earth?

Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. It’s like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cry and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.

A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise and nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.

Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like You!