I’m getting tired of writing

What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.

An idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea. So, always change women to change ideas. What an Idea!

The way petrol prices are increasing , it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.

Best advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven and unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth. Choice is yours…

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!