Boy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult Most people have five sensesMost people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense!
Insult When I punch your facePeople say everything happens for a reason. So When I punch your face, remember I have a reason.
Insult Your teeth are like the starsBoy: Your teeth are like the stars. Girl: Awww.Thanks, are they that much pretty? Boy: No, far away from each other!
Insult The world would be a nicer placeThe world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!
Insult If a man says You are uglyIf a man says You are ugly, he’s being mean, If a woman says You are ugly, she’s envious, If a little kid says You are ugly, You are ugly!
Insult Never hold your farts inNever hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!
