Boy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult The world would be a nicer placeThe world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!
Insult Someday you may lose your hairSomeday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you can’t lose what you don’t have.
Insult Never hold your farts inNever hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!
Insult When I punch your facePeople say everything happens for a reason. So When I punch your face, remember I have a reason.
Insult I get 20 times more girls than youSome idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0!
Insult You are so cuteYou are so cute, just a second, don’t misunderstand. Cute means: C-Creating. U-Useless. T-Troubles. E-Everywhere.
