Boy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult Just because I’m nice to youJust because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I’m fake. It means I’m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.
Insult A pretty girl can kiss a guyA pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
Insult Most people have five sensesMost people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense!
Insult You are so cuteYou are so cute, just a second, don’t misunderstand. Cute means: C-Creating. U-Useless. T-Troubles. E-Everywhere.
Insult Whenever someone calls me uglyWhenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired.
Insult I love everyoneI love everyone. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I’d love to punch in the face!
