People say everything happens for a reason. So When I punch your face, remember I have a reason.
Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0!
Just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I’m fake. It means I’m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.
I love everyone. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I’d love to punch in the face!
Boy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just leave me alone.
Most people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense!