Steve Jobs’ last words

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!

If you want success in life, be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death and smart like ME.

If you don’t do stupid things while You are young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when You are old.

Girl: I fell in love with him at second sight. Friend: Never heard of love at second sight? Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road and on the second sight, he got into his Audi!

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!

If you want success in life, be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death and smart like ME.