Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Big boys want Barbie girlsLife’s irony: Little girl wants Barbie dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
Funny I am an ‘Alcoholic’What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!
Funny If you were going to die soonIf you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
Funny Behind every successful womanBehind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!
Funny When one door closesWhen one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!
Funny I’m talking to my wifeMan outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.
