Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Dear WhiskyDear Whisky, Before I started drinking, I was made to believe that you make a person funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. I was looking stupid. We need to talk!
Funny Don’t mix between my personalityDon’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on you.
Funny Two goldfish in a bowl talkingTwo goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
Funny I am an ‘Alcoholic’What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!
Funny Got a whole Channel onThis is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!
Funny Cow dung is HolyGender Discrimination, Cow dung is Holy, While Bull Shit is not. And female think we don’t respect them.