Alcohol does not make you fat

Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !

So Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.

Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.

Teacher pointed at Pappu with her ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot. Pappu got punished after he asked, ‘which end?’.

Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !

So Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.