Alcohol does not make you fat

Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world . .. … From email to email, And female to female.

I hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Just close your eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open your eyes ! Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!