Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A Solid reason for having two girlfriendsA Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service!
Funny At 18 a lady is like a footballAt 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Funny BBM and Whatsapp have beenBBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!
Funny Instead you could have posted itPostman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Funny Everybody talks about findingEverybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.
Funny What are NitratesIn chemistry class teacher asked a girl: what are Nitrates Girl answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.
