Girl: I fell in love with him at second sight.
Friend: Never heard of love at second sight?
Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road and on the second sight, he got into his Audi!
The best gifts to be given: To a Friend-Honesty, To an Enemy-Forgiveness, To Parents-Gratefulness, To God-your Life, To me- your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, etc. etc.