Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!
In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues – throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!
When one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!
The woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.
A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine. The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge. The traffic cop came up. What’s the matter, miss? he inquired. Aren’t we got colors you like?
Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
Everyday same wishes! Are you bored of it? Let it be different this time: Let the devils sing around you, Mummies dance around you, Vampires sit beside you. Have a horrible day!