Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Have some fun with the wrongLadies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.
Funny The woman who inventedThe woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.
Funny The Chinese obsession for makingThe Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.
Funny How do you know when kidsHow do you know when kids start to grow up? Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Funny Woman requires only 4% talentIn order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent and the remaining is only 36-24-36
Funny Marriage is the triumphMarriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
