I hate you because You are F: Frightening R: Repulsive I: Impolite E: Embarrassing N: Nasty and D: Disgusting And I love you also for the same reason as you are my dear friend!
I cherish you so much that even when I have F: Failures and R: Rejections, I I: Inform it to you which helps E: End my N: Nervousness and D: Dilemma. I pride in our friendship!
I have entered your name in my life’s JOURNAL, Posted you in the LEDGER of my heart, And classified you as a FIXED ASSET. Because the MARKET VALUE of your friendship shall never DEPRECIATE in my heart!