A pregnant lady went to an astrologer

Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!

Thought for the future generation: Don’t marry and make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor and make several women happy.

Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like you?… Impossible Because God can’t make the same Mistake twice.

Quote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.

Man meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.

A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!