Four eyes to keep a pretty wife

The best gifts to be given: To a Friend-Honesty, To an Enemy-Forgiveness, To Parents-Gratefulness, To God-your Life, To me- your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, etc. etc.

I saw you on road today. you were looking so fine, your face so divine, your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who let The dog out!

I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS, every single second of day. Let us start with your ATM Password first.

Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!

Q: What’s the different between mother and wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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