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Funny Height of BeggingHeight of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.
Funny Person tells 4 lies per dayIn this World: On an average, a person tells 4 lies per day….1460 in a year!! and the most common LIE is……… ‘I AM FINE!’
Funny Let’s have some funWoman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?
Funny To the only boy I ever lovedGirl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
Funny What do you call a womanWhat do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Funny If you look at the sky tonightIf you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.
