Four eyes to keep a pretty wife

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.

A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others and legends never talk, they send SMS.

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?

Don’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on you.

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.