Formulas must be on your finger

Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?

How do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

Acquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down? Man or woman?, asked the applicant!