It’s the thing that satiates your mind, body and soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere. It’s called . .. … Prayer! May God bless your naughty mind!
Girl: Which computer do you have? Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card. Boy: Which computer do you have? Girl: A pink one.
A rabbit runs and jumps and lives only for 15 years. A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 100 years. Moral: Exercise is hell! Just sleep well!
After a few drinks man goes naughty, blabbers and shouts like an animal, fights without reasons, demands unnecessarily and simply irritates. But a woman can do all this without drinks!