Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny To the only boy I ever lovedGirl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
Funny Notice at a ChurchNotice at a Church: Don’t leave your Purse/Watch/Handbag/Mobile/GIRLFRIEND unattended. because others may think it’s an answer to their prayers.
Funny It’s difficult to understand GodIt’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
Funny A doting father used to sing hisA doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
Funny A cigarette shortens your lifeHow True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by two minutes, a beer shortens your life by four minutes, a working day shortens your life by eight hours!
