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Funny I hate when people tell meI hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?
Funny Success is when Signature turnsFather to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.
Funny I didn’t do well in my boardI didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!
Funny I have written a poem for youI’ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Funny Every tear is a sign of cuttingEvery tear is a sign of cutting onions, Every silence is a sign of zero balance, Every smile is a sign of daily brushing! Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!
Funny Education is incomplete withoutEducation is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!