What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? For Bird Flu you need tweetment and for Swine Flu you need oinkment.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny If you look at the sky tonightIf you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.
Funny Behind every successful womanBehind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!
Funny Black boy very romantically askedOn a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?
Funny Seeing a cockroachSeeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.
Funny Vodka is made from potatoes1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for health. Need I say more!
Funny It’s really weird that a womanIt’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!
