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Funny Give a man a fish and heGive a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish… and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
Funny If I ever go for a brain transplantIf I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Funny Who is a PsychiatristWho is a Psychiatrist? A qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives you for free, daily.
Funny Formulas must be on your fingerExaminer: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.
Funny You are probably a womanFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
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