Grandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here.
Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.
Similar Posts
SAY NO TO EXAMS
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
Please give me a glass of water
Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water. Mom: You come and drink it yourself. Boy: Please Mom… Mom: If you repeat, I’ll slap you. Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!
Everybody makes mistakes
God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you… well everybody makes mistakes.
I tried exercise but
I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realised it is very dangerous.
Drink and Drive should not be
Drink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.
Kindly observe silence for
Good Morning… Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking your blood. Thanks