Grandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here. Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny The rain makes all things beautifulThe rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?
Funny When your ex saysWhen your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!
Funny A place for nurturing secret talentsBathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.
Funny Pleasure is thinking of youWhat’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.
Funny White paper on black moneyWhite paper on black money: Details are grey, May age with time to yellow, Opposition sees red, Taxpayers green with envy.
Funny A one line advertisement by a MarriedA one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.
