I told him you expired

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

If couples who are in love are called ‘Love Birds’, Then couples who always argue, should be called ‘Angry Birds’.

Break-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!

Two friends were attending a boring lecture. 1st friend: It’s so boring, even my bum has fallen asleep. 2nd friend: I know, I heard it snoring 3 times.

Remember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’