When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!
Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).
The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!