Woman requires only 4% talent

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.

If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the seven signs of skin-aging, try ‘Adobe Photoshop’!

Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!

Superb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.