Woman requires only 4% talent

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

Heart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.

Thief: Quick, the police are coming, jump out of the window. Accomplice: Bt we are on the 13th floor. Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious

Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!

Customer: Your dog seems very fond of watching you cut my hair. Barber: Quite right, Sir! Sometimes, I snip off customers’ ears.