So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Vodka is made from potatoes1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for health. Need I say more!
Funny Drink and Drive should not beDrink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.
Funny Human beings get rich asHuman-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair, Gold in Teeth, Sugar in Blood, Precious Stones in Kidney, And a never ending supply of Gas!
Funny Class Rooms are like TrainsClass Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Funny The way petrol prices are increasingThe way petrol prices are increasing , it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.
Funny If a devil catches your wifeQ: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
