So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
Gods in IT: Brahma: System Installer, Vishnu: System Supporter, Shiva: System Programmer, Narad: Data Transferer, Yamraj: Deleter, Apsara: Virus.
Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
Modern day break up: Girl: I wanna break up with you. Boy: Why?. Girl: because you didn’t comment on my picture.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?