It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny There are four animal speciesThere are four animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!
Funny It’s rainingIt’s raining. Better alert all those who don’t have ‘Windows’ so that they may go out and enjoy the view.
Funny A software engineer was smokingA software engineer was smoking. Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health. Er.: We bother only about errors and not warnings.
Funny When you miss somebodyWhen you miss somebody, When nobody disturbs you, When nobody is near you, And when You are in control, It surely means that You are in the TOILET!
Funny A teenage boy to his fatherA teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
Funny Girls are funny creaturesGirls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, But will kill you if you forget their birthday!
