It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.
An Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!
Quote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.
Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.
I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realised it is very dangerous.
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS