No man can ever be satisfied with

Only three living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.

A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish… and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!

Whenever you have a problem, just start singing your favourite song. You will realize that the problem is better than your voice.

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!