Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Girls are funny creaturesGirls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, But will kill you if you forget their birthday!
Funny Success is when Signature turnsFather to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.
Funny Do you believe in life after DeathBoss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.
Funny You always said you’d die for meBreak-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!
Funny Who has the time to put on clothesSanta: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Funny A teenage boy to his fatherA teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.