If you marry me I’ll satisfy your

Superb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.

Eyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for you, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick you if you forget me.

Height of Technical Thinking: A software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting-F1 F1 F1, instead of Help Help Help!

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

In the morning I don’t eat because I think of you, at noon I don’t eat because I think of you, in the evening I don’t eat because I think of you, at night I don’t sleep because I am hungry