Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Got twins without marriageA Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’
Funny A firefighter addressing theA firefighter addressing the High School students. Firefighter: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Students: No. Firefighter: Good!
Funny Woman with her mouth shutThe Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Funny Look at the worldlook at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.
Funny I prefer not to thinkI prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
Funny To the only boy I ever lovedGirl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
