Just to get away from you

A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary you Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

Eyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for you, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick you if you forget me.

Important Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales, Mirrors and Photographs!

A hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!

Advice to India’s Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!

A motorist was helping his extremely fat victim to rise. Couldn’t you have gone around me? growled the victim. Sorry, said the motorist, sadly. I wasn’t sure whether I had enough gasoline!