Just to get away from you

I hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!

When one door closes, another door opens. That’s when you realize that . .. … you bought a really bad second hand car!

I hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.