I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from youFunny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Trust is the most important partTrust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won’t tell your wife
Funny A software engineer was smokingA software engineer was smoking. Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health. Er.: We bother only about errors and not warnings.
Funny Unlike others your brainUnlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
Funny A sexy woman is like a 1000A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. you don’t know how many have handled it but you still want to have it.
Funny Black boy very romantically askedOn a dark night near an ocean in Africa, a black boy very romantically asked his black girlfriend, . . . . . . Darling, are you there?
Funny A foolish man tells a woman toA foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
