In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
I love to Work but I don’t Work. It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much! Be lazy, think crazy!
Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!
In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
I love to Work but I don’t Work. It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much! Be lazy, think crazy!
Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!
In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
