Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A software engineer was smokingA software engineer was smoking. Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health. Er.: We bother only about errors and not warnings.
Funny Who has the time to put on clothesSanta: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Funny Practice makes man perfectGreat Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!
Funny A little boy opens the doorA little boy opens the door and looks at his sister’s boy friend and asks innocently, Every day you come to meet my sister, don’t you have your own sister?
Funny A boy goes to see a cabare danceA boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
Funny Little birds in the skyLittle birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.
