You are probably a woman

What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!

Gods in IT: Brahma: System Installer, Vishnu: System Supporter, Shiva: System Programmer, Narad: Data Transferer, Yamraj: Deleter, Apsara: Virus.

I didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!

Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers

Life is a paradox-what you want you don’t get (love), what you get, you don’t enjoy (marriage), what you enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife).

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.