Scientists all over the world

A management student hugged a girl. The surprised girl, What was that? The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing. The girl slapped the boy. Boy: What’s this? Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.

Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty ‘SMS’, She laughs for 10 minutes, Forwards that to her friends, And then replies the boy. Mind it, I don’t like that kind of ‘SMS’?

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that you guys never sleep.

A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating. God asked him, how come? The man replied, I’m dead but my wife still lives in my heart. The man was sent to hell for over-acting!

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Do you know why women love to send SMS? Because it forces men to read stuff they would never listen to in person!