The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues – throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!
Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water. Mom: You come and drink it yourself. Boy: Please Mom… Mom: If you repeat, I’ll slap you. Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!