Scientists all over the world

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.

Heart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flow in your eyes, always remember three things: I’m with you, you have money and Bar is open

I said to a fat girl today, You are a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don’t know. I said, Salad tastes good.

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service!