How do you tickle a rich girl

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!

Superb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.

I wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC.

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st Msg: Let’s break up now, it’s all over. 2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues – throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.