How do you tickle a rich girl

This is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!

Father to Son: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Son: No Dad, Success is when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal.

It’s raining. Better alert all those who don’t have ‘Windows’ so that they may go out and enjoy the view.

Men love war because it allows them to look serious. because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them

A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.