The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult I get 20 times more girls than youSome idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0!
Insult Just because I’m nice to youJust because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I’m fake. It means I’m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.
Insult Your teeth are like the starsBoy: Your teeth are like the stars. Girl: Awww.Thanks, are they that much pretty? Boy: No, far away from each other!
Insult Most people have five sensesMost people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense!
Insult I can atleast switch it offBoy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!
Insult Texting the most beautiful girlUltimate Insult: A Boy texts a girl. Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi! What are you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world. Girl: Aww How cute! . . . . . . . Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I’m texting you!