The world would be a nicer place

Boy: Your teeth are like the stars. Girl: Awww.Thanks, are they that much pretty? Boy: No, far away from each other!

Why do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because: I care for you? Or I miss you? Or I love you? Or I need you? It’s because I need an idle person for time pass! Happy April Fool!

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just leave me alone.

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you can’t lose what you don’t have.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!