It’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny BBM and Whatsapp have beenBBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!
Funny When a woman saysWhen a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Funny Which boy has the permissionQ: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.
Funny Legs: To kick youEyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for you, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick you if you forget me.
Funny If anyone is having a bad dayIf anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it’s worth $58,065,210,000.
Funny Important Dieting tipImportant Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales, Mirrors and Photographs!
