It’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A rich blonde girl was walkingA rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, ‘Oh my God! Help! Lacoste!’
Funny At what time did you go to bedMom: At what time did you go to bed last night? Child: Please never ask me again to disclose confidential information!
Funny Financial Management without MBAA beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
Funny The reason women love militaryThe reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.
Funny Who has the time to put on clothesSanta: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Funny Why is your nose redTeacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!
