A pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult If a man says You are uglyIf a man says You are ugly, he’s being mean, If a woman says You are ugly, she’s envious, If a little kid says You are ugly, You are ugly!
Insult Never hold your farts inNever hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!
Insult You are so cuteYou are so cute, just a second, don’t misunderstand. Cute means: C-Creating. U-Useless. T-Troubles. E-Everywhere.
Insult The world would be a nicer placeThe world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!
Insult Texting the most beautiful girlUltimate Insult: A Boy texts a girl. Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi! What are you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world. Girl: Aww How cute! . . . . . . . Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I’m texting you!
Insult Whenever someone calls me uglyWhenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired.