Just because I’m nice to you

Ultimate Insult: A Boy texts a girl. Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi! What are you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world. Girl: Aww How cute! . . . . . . . Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I’m texting you!

I love everyone. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I’d love to punch in the face!

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!

Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers? This only means that one day, You are going to be pretty famous!

Ultimate Insult: A Boy texts a girl. Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi! What are you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world. Girl: Aww How cute! . . . . . . . Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I’m texting you!

I love everyone. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I’d love to punch in the face!