Just because I’m nice to you

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you can’t lose what you don’t have.

Ultimate Insult: A Boy texts a girl. Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi! What are you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world. Girl: Aww How cute! . . . . . . . Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I’m texting you!

Why do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because: I care for you? Or I miss you? Or I love you? Or I need you? It’s because I need an idle person for time pass! Happy April Fool!

If a man says You are ugly, he’s being mean, If a woman says You are ugly, she’s envious, If a little kid says You are ugly, You are ugly!

The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!