Just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I’m fake. It means I’m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.
Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0!
I love everyone. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I’d love to punch in the face!
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!
Ultimate Insult: A Boy texts a girl. Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi! What are you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world. Girl: Aww How cute! . . . . . . . Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I’m texting you!
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired.
Most people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense!