I am not talking to you

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.

A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!

Women’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.

Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!

True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want a proof? Check out your marriage album. you will find that all your friends standing behind you