I am not talking to you

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!

A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!

Son-in-law to his father-in-law: Dear Dad, I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take your daughter or the car back. Can’t afford both! Regards