Wife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Just like a marriage licenseIn many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!
Marriage MARRIAGE is just a fancy wordMARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
Marriage Angry wife from any directionWisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!
Marriage There’s plenty of fish in the seaMy friends always use to say, There’s plenty of fish in the sea. But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!
Marriage Getting married is like goingGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Marriage You cheat God thousands of timesYou cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.
