Wife: Honey, before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.
Husband: Yes… so?
Wife: How come you don’t do it anymore?
Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the
fish after catching it!
A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!
A successful marriage is based on give and take: Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it, And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions and husband takes it!
