Wife: Honey, before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.
Husband: Yes… so?
Wife: How come you don’t do it anymore?
Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the
fish after catching it!
When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means . .. … that You are a MALE and MARRIED!
Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.
Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’
