Wife: Honey, before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.
Husband: Yes… so?
Wife: How come you don’t do it anymore?
Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the
fish after catching it!
A successful marriage is based on give and take: Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it, And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions and husband takes it!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.