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Marriage A husband said to his wifeAfter a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
Marriage A woman learning to drive to herA woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!
Marriage The neighbour’s wifeQ: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.
Marriage Marriage is what actually comes upCourtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!
Marriage There was a lover who once saidThere was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!
Marriage Your wallet was getting fatDear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife
Marriage A husband said to his wifeAfter a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
Marriage A woman learning to drive to herA woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!
Marriage The neighbour’s wifeQ: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.
Marriage Marriage is what actually comes upCourtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!
Marriage There was a lover who once saidThere was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!
Marriage Your wallet was getting fatDear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife
Marriage A husband said to his wifeAfter a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
Marriage A woman learning to drive to herA woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!
