Women are like phones

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.

Your wife misses you a lot, only when you are . .. … …. partying and enjoying with your friends!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.

It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

A wife was screaming at her husband, Leave! Get out of this house! she ordered. As husband was walking out the door she yelled, I hope you die a slow and painful death! He stopped, turned around and replied So now you want me to stay?