Women are like phones

After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!

All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.

Husband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!

Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!

Conversation between 2 Men: 1st man: I am a man of few words. 2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!