You are so cute

Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0!

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!

Just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I’m fake. It means I’m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.

Why do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because: I care for you? Or I miss you? Or I love you? Or I need you? It’s because I need an idle person for time pass! Happy April Fool!

Some idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0!

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!