I love everyone. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I’d love to punch in the face!Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult I get 20 times more girls than youSome idiot in a nightclub came up to me and said, I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha. I replied, 20 x 0 = 0!
Insult Why do you think I SMS youWhy do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because: I care for you? Or I miss you? Or I love you? Or I need you? It’s because I need an idle person for time pass! Happy April Fool!
Insult Whenever someone calls me uglyWhenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired.
Insult Most people have five sensesMost people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense!
Insult A pretty girl can kiss a guyA pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
Insult The world would be a nicer placeThe world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!
