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Funny For every idiotSuperb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.
Funny A retired sergeant was askedA retired sergeant was asked: Well, how do you like civilian life? Terrible, he said gruffly, all those people around and nobody in charge!
Funny Don’t waste time thinkingDon’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!
Funny What happens to a lawyerQ: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
Funny If Pepsodent toothpaste killsIf Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!
Funny Legs: To kick youEyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for you, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick you if you forget me.
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