Height of Begging

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.

Man meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.

1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for health. Need I say more!

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.