Don’t mix between my personality

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!

Advice to India’s Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!

I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!