Don’t mix between my personality

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist

Everybody talks about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat. But I’m not looking to develop a heart problem.

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!

A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China! The priest enquired: Why must you pray so, my child? Girl: That’s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!