Don’t mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on you.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Trust is the most important partTrust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won’t tell your wife
Funny Woman with her mouth shutThe Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Funny Problem with boysProblem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.
Funny This was written on a toilet doorCome like a sprinter, Sit like a yogi, And go like a king. . .. … …. It’s not about life… This was written on a toilet door!
Funny A Law Professor asks a StudentA Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business? The Student replies: Father-in-Law
Funny Practice makes man perfectGreat Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!