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Funny love can neither be created norLike energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Funny We chose MarriageSo many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
Funny Girl anounced her engagementGirl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!
Funny Advice to India’s YouthAdvice to India’s Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!
Funny News of the World will emailI’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.
Funny A crossword puzzle addict diedDid you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!