A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient.
Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same.
Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it’s Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it’s Itching.
