A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient.
Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same.
Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
A brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
Where do you see MANGOES? Mango tree No . .. Fruit Shop No . .. Maaza Drink No . .. Then exactly where does one sees it? A: Wherever Woman Goes, MAN GOES!
Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes: 3rd Prize: Lots of love. 2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship. 1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!
