A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient.
Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same.
Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! your kids and my kids are beating our kids.
A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.
Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like you?… Impossible Because God can’t make the same Mistake twice.
