A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.
What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused…? I knew you would be!
The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
Boy: Are You Single? Girl: No, I’m Plural. Boy: No, I mean, are you free this Friday? Girl: No, I’m expensive!