A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny If a devil catches your wifeQ: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Funny The Chinese obsession for makingThe Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.
Funny Girls are always incomplete withoutWoman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls are always incomplete without boys.
Funny They forget to mention moronsScientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.
Funny Acquaintance: So have you sold anythingAcquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…
Funny Woman with her mouth shutThe Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
