Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you… it’s none of your business.
