A teenage boy to his father: Here’s my report card and a list I’ve compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Most of my friends are normalMost of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well-behaved persons… Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!
Funny At 18 a lady is like a footballAt 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Funny The reason our knees get weakThe reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.
Funny What would confuseWhat would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused…? I knew you would be!
Funny The first half of our lives isThe first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
Funny I’m expensiveBoy: Are You Single? Girl: No, I’m Plural. Boy: No, I mean, are you free this Friday? Girl: No, I’m expensive!
