Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.
Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage
Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.
