They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!
4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.
Two men are talking. 1st: I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Wives are never wrong… It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they’re wrong !
I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?
What a contradiction? If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable, But if husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!