They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage How to take major decisionsHow to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!
Marriage The person who invented marriageThe person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.
Marriage Angry wife from any directionWisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!
Marriage Marriage is what actually comes upCourtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!
Marriage Different Phases of a manDifferent Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Marriage A man before and after marrigeBefore marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
