4 Stages of marriage

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

Two theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her and keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself and keep quiet!

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

My Marriage is made of Trust and Understanding. . .. … She doesn’t Trust me and I don’t Understand her!

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

Two theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her and keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself and keep quiet!