4 Stages of marriage

Staying single is a style, Divorce is in vogue, Living-in is common, Extra-marital is happening, And being married is totally outdated!

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!

A woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!

The person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.

Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.