4 Stages of marriage

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.

A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want!

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!

A wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!