There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has itMarriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Wives like that are hard to getMan: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Marriage Staying single is a styleStaying single is a style, Divorce is in vogue, Living-in is common, Extra-marital is happening, And being married is totally outdated!
Marriage Women’s LogicWomen’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!
Marriage Your wallet was getting fatDear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for some exercise! Yours Loving Wife
Marriage It’s like a mini Heart AttackIt’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.
Marriage Woman’s punishmentEver since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!
