The government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!
Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!
Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!