There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
Secret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
Some people can’t decide whether weekdays are hectic or weekends. These people are called… Married men.
If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
Just because a person is silent doesn’t mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. It’s possible that life taught him some serious lessons. Or may be, he is Married.
Which is the most dangerous alphabet? ‘W’ Bcoz all Worries start with ‘W’. Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, Women and finally above all, Wife!
I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!