There is only one perfect child

I tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!

The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I’m in a Good mood, it turns Green and when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!